Wednesday, June 18, 2008

My Daddy, by Alyssa

My dad's name is: Phil
But my Mom calls him: daddy
My daddy is :44 feet tall and weighs : 40 pounds
His hair is : black
His eyes are: green
His favorite thing to do is: wash the dishes
When my dad was born he weighed: 5
His favorite toy was: blocks
When he was little he wanted to be a: boy grandma
His favorite color is: blue and green
In his spare time, he likes to: do the dishes
What my dad does for work is: stick needles into veins
The silliest thing my dad does is: shake his booty at me
My dad's IQ is: twenty-four five (so I guess if written out 245!)
What I like most about my dad:
he helps me go to bed

Alyssa brought this home from Primary on Sunday. Yes it has taken me this long to post it, I was trying to get a picture of Phil with the kids to put with it but that hasn't happened yet- maybe today. It sure does sound like Phil does a lot of dishes, but he actually hardly ever does them anymore. Our poor kids only know their dad in his semi-awake state of residency. Hopefully someday he will have more time, or at least time where is isn't over tired. Happy Father's Day (a few days late!) to everyone.

5 comments:

momandpop said...

Hilarious!!! Where does Alyssa come up with that stuff? She is such a character and we love her.

Mandy said...

I'm laughing so hard- tears are falling on my keyboard! Seriously!!! That is the funniest thing I've EVER read. My favorite is the boy grandma :)

Isabelle Cannon said...

This is so cute. Sounds like Phil does the dishes A LOT. I love to see what kids come up with.

matt and suz said...

I knew those Brenchley boys were skinny - (at least when they were young) but 44 feet & 40 lbs is waaay too much!! :)

Cheryl said...

We were dying reading this. We like how the dishes showed up twice and shaking his booty, Alyssa just saying the word booty makes me laugh! Thanks Nicole for sharing!